I feel terrible. I've lied to you good people. That's not really a picture of me in my "profile." That's really just a drawing, a line drawing. So, to make amends, I'm unveiling this REAL Snarky family photo. That's me as a kid, and my Snarky Mom and Dad. The hair thing was their idea. They were soooo into Journey.
I hope this helps to clear a few things up. I guess what I really mean to say is: I need love.
