Hey. I’m Snarky Boy. I live deep in the recesses of a sometimes fertile but most of the time juvenile mind. I don’t take anyone seriously – especially myself. In fact, I long for a time when Vermont doesn’t take itself too seriously. Hype is one thing, but believing it is quite another. It’s okay to laugh while you’re here. I’m laughing while writing.
Monday, August 14, 2006
Now THIS is Terror
Ew. You know what? There are a few things I DON"T want to see in the news when I come home for lunch. And one of those things is Tony Blair's man boobies. I know, I know, I'm already being accused of having a boobie fixation but how in the hell can I ignore these lard muffins?
But I guess the bigger question is what in the hell is Tony Blair doing in a fucking bathing suit while his nation's airlines are under super-secret-double-frantic-hyper-alert? If I was some poor Brit standing in a hot line at Heathrow and saw Old Tony hanging on the beach, I wouldn't be too thrilled. Hell, I'm just sitting at a hot office desk and I'm not thrilled.
Hey Tony, put your fucking clothes on before we all throw up.